Consider this your cozy warning label — minus the paperwork. This hoodie lets the world know you’re peaceful untilyou’re not, all while keeping you wrapped in a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend that stays smooth, keeps its shape, and doesn’t stretch out after a bunch of laundry cycles.
The unisex fit drapes comfortably without feeling bulky, making it perfect for dog walks, grocery runs, or politely reminding someone to mind their own flock.